What up, shorty?

So either this little tyke Matt continues to give out the wrong screename to his friends, or his friends don't know how to spell, because they continue to mistakenly IM me. First, it was little Chelsea:

• Wat U Up Tew
• Wat U Up Tew (Part Tew)
• Wat U Up Tew (The Final Chapter)

Now, it's a new girl:

xWHITExPERSON4321: MATTEW!!!!!! ryan: hi white person xWHITExPERSON4321: what is up???!! i thought that your comp was too slow for aim ryan: i'm very fast at soccer xWHITExPERSON4321: what are you talking about man?? ryan: you said i was slow ryan: but i'm fast xWHITExPERSON4321: nooo....your computer ryan: my computer can't play soccer ryan: i can play soccer ryan: what are you talking about? xWHITExPERSON4321: you said that your computer was tooo slow for aim ryan: i never said that. you said i said that. xWHITExPERSON4321: you said hat tho ryan: i said hat? ryan: why would i say "hat" xWHITExPERSON4321: that xWHITExPERSON4321: lol xWHITExPERSON4321: okay xWHITExPERSON4321: haha xWHITExPERSON4321: please dont make fun of me xWHITExPERSON4321: =[ ryan: i'm not ryan: are you making fun of me? xWHITExPERSON4321: no man xWHITExPERSON4321: no way jose ryan: my name is not jose ryan: my name is ryan xWHITExPERSON4321: no ;its not xWHITExPERSON4321: its mattew ryan: i thought it was ryan ryan: am i confused xWHITExPERSON4321: yes yo are xWHITExPERSON4321: ou xWHITExPERSON4321: you ryan: i like white people xWHITExPERSON4321: so do i ryan: do you only like white people? xWHITExPERSON4321: no xWHITExPERSON4321: i like asian ppl too xWHITExPERSON4321: and i like black ppl ryan: i used to like only white people ryan: but now i like tall people too xWHITExPERSON4321: i lilke short people xWHITExPERSON4321: and i like tall ppl xWHITExPERSON4321: but especially short ppl ryan: i don't like short people ryan: i call them shin nibblers xWHITExPERSON4321: but you are short ryan: i'm not short, i'm medium ryan: i'm not a shin nibbler xWHITExPERSON4321: yes you are ryan: well then i will add short people to my list of people to like for today ryan: so today i like ryan: white people ryan: tall people ryan: AND short people xWHITExPERSON4321: what a loving persone ryan: i don't LOVE them ryan: i just LIKE them xWHITExPERSON4321: what a likentifg persoenr ryan: yes, that is me xWHITExPERSON4321: yayers ryan: i wish i was a white person ryan: so that i would like myself ryan: and i wish i was tall xWHITExPERSON4321: mattew xWHITExPERSON4321: dont be and idiot ryan: my name is ryan i thought ryan: i'm just kidding i don't want to be white ryan: i want to be texan ryan: yes, that's what i want ryan: and tall ryan: a tall texan xWHITExPERSON4321: texans are dumb ryan: i want to be a smart, tall, texan ryan: and then everyone will say ryan: look at ryan, the tall texan, who is smart and not at all dumb xWHITExPERSON4321: i thought this was mattew ryan: i said i was ryan ryan: i thought this was white person? xWHITExPERSON4321: this is demi ryan: hi demi xWHITExPERSON4321: why are you on matther's account? ryan: who is matther? ryan: i'm on ryan's account. xWHITExPERSON4321: *matthew ryan: has matthew been using my account? xWHITExPERSON4321: i guess so ryan: oh that matthew! what a rascal. xWHITExPERSON4321 signed off at 3:02:58 PM.

Crazy white people, and their crazy white kids.