wat u up tew ?

So I got an IM last night from a screenname that I had never seen before, (screennames changed below to protect the innocent). She thought my name was Matt. She was wrong, but since I always jump at an opportunity to play pretend, I didn't let her know her mistake.

Chels2121: Heyy Matt ryan: hey Chels2121: wat u up tew ? ryan: chillin Chels2121: sounds like funn ryan: wat u up tew? Chels2121: im looken for softball cheers cuz we dont know if we won or lost Chels2121: :'( ryan: i know one ryan: who got the soft balls ryan: we do we do ryan: who got the soft balls ryan: we got the soft balls! ryan: we sung that one last week Chels2121: i was first to score a homerun and i scored 2 homeruns yay me ryan: cool Chels2121: ii noe Chels2121: yu and taylor hav to atleast miss one pratctice of soccer and come to one of our home games ryan: but soccer practice is the most important thing ever Chels2121: i got a cheer Chels2121: but u ppl have to come pweeaze :( Chels2121: heres one of my cheers Chels2121: Brick wall, waterfall, (opposing team name) think they got it all, but they dont, WE DO SO, boom with that attitude peace punch captin crunch we got somthing you cant touch Bang, Bang, choo-choo train wind us up we'll do our thing No reesee piecee, seven up you mess with us we'll mess you up

I was getting bored by this point. I thought it would be fun to start saying random stuff...

ryan: alsj;sjfdlkjasfd Chels2121: :) Chels2121: like it ryan: chocolate pony tree Chels2121: saii whaa ryan: glue stick underpants Chels2121: r u 0k ryan: tiny dinosaur babies Chels2121: *freaked out* ryan: TINY DINOSAUR BABIES EVERYWHERE!!!! Chels2121: ahh ur freaken me ou t ryan: OH NO! Chels2121: 0H yES ryan: UH OH! Chels2121: *FREAKED OUT* :O ryan: TINY DINOSAUR BABIES EVERYWHERE Chels2121: SCARED ryan: antibacterial soap ryan: but mostly Chels2121: ohkayy ryan: TINY DINOSAURE BABIES Chels2121: I GET IT ryan: :'( Chels2121: :( Chels2121: im sad cuz i dont want to sayy ryan: say what Chels2121: why im sad ryan: why u sad Chels2121: lyk i would tell mathew l. ryan: don't be sad. hey you should get to sleep, it's late. Chels2121: what about you ryan: i'm tired, i'm gonna rest up so I can be awake in 5th grade tomorrow ryan: wait, I forget what grade i'm in Chels2121: 8th grade ryan: i meant that ryan: i was in 5th grade 3 years ago Chels2121: lol funny Chels2121: duh. Chels2121: lo. Chels2121: ohkay ryan: alrighty, have a nice night ryan: see you tomorrow in 8th grade. Chels2121: have a nice nite matt Chels2121: wait is other ppl there ryan: nope Chels2121: o well have a great day in 5th grade lol ryan: i will Chels2121: lol :P

I'm pretty sure that if she didn't have a crush on Matt before, she does now. That Matt sure is a charmer.