The Gouda, the Bad, and the Ugly

David Hasselhoff is known to most as "Michael Knight" from Knight Rider or "Mitch Buchannon" from Bay Watch, and to some crazy Germans, as "David Hasselhoff, Der Erstaunliche Sänger". However, thanks to my cousin Daryl, who alerted me to the David Hasselhoff calendar, I now know David Hasselhoff not as any of the above, but instead, as "The Cheesiest Man Alive". This is quite the distinction, because many have fought to earn such a title, but as the pictures below will demonstrate, this honor belongs solely to the 'Hoff.

Warning: due to excessive cheesiness, the FDA requires me to warn you that the photos below are not for the faint of heart, nor for the lactose intolerant.

David Hasselhoff

...likes futuristic cars

...but real cars too.
He likes riding on bikes...and on swings.
He likes wearing leather...

In fact, sometimes that's all he wears.

He loves his country.

But he hates animals.

Just kidding, he loves animals:
Oh my god, he really loves animals!
He's very sorry he loves animals so much. Won't you forgive him?

How could you stay mad at him? He's just so goofy.

These pictures have to be some of the most ridiculous in the history of... well, anything. David Hasselhoff, you crazy bastard, you make me chuckle.