Animal Aeronautics

Apparently, someone stole a penguin from a British zoo. Authorities speculate the that thief took the animal in hopes that he could then present it to his significant other as a cute gift. See The Penguin Story

However, I have descovered the true whereabouts of this missing penguin. I'm sad to say, he's being held hostage by the abomidable snow man, where he is continually battered by the hideous man-beast for pleasure at the expense of his pain. My high score is 322.9.

In a similar story of animal cruelty and neglect, kittens are being launched out of cannons, where there bodies are then subjected to various bombs, TNT, spikes, and venus fly traps. My high score is 1948 ft.

But seriously, animal cruelty in real life is no laughing matter. Animal cruelty in cartoons is up for debate. And for goodness sake, don't forget to spay and neuter your pets! Bob Barker thanks you.

Beat these scores! But don't beat your pets!